Cobra 🐍 basically held a roast 😂 of Cobra Commander in the GI Joe movie 📼 from 1987. Serpentor is blaming Cobra Commander for the organization's failure so Cobra Commander defiantly says, "Go ahead, make me the scapegoat 🐐. My loyal subordinates could testify to my superb stewardship of Cobra. But you don't have the courage to let them speak." Serpentor replies, "Wrong again, defend him if you can." Cobra Commander calls up noble Destro 👨‍🦲 who says, "Militarily 🪖 speaking it is only fair

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Do you guys know how Cobra Commander got turned into a snake? Do you know how he became a man again? In the GI Joe movie Golobulus punishes Cobra Commander for failure by using plant spores to turn him into a snake. Eventually Baroness uses Dragonfire magic to change Cobra Commander from a snake to a reptile-human hybrid. Then after Cobra Commander puts on his battle armor by Copperhead he is magically a human from then on and it is never even remotely addressed again. Why do you think the armor